Shants...

While sewing a button back onto my trench coat this afternoon, I was reminded of my shant design I thought up years ago. Using needle & thread reminded me of how difficult they might have been to make. They were the ultimate urban riding shant (a cross between shorts and pants but not capris or "manpris"). They boast such handy features as heavy stitching, D rings, Velcro cinching and the ever-important leather crotch piece! Laughing at my sketch from 2007 I got a kick out of my "for long life" notation. Would there be a long life guarantee? Life of the pants? Life of the crotch? Life of the wearer's crotch? I'll have to work on the fine print...