I should have seen this coming, especially since I drink my share of uppers.
6:45am - Bodega on the corner of Broadway & 225th:
As I reach into the cooler for my morning Red Bull, I was shocked to see a drink called Drank nestled neatly in a dispenser adjacent to my fuel. This kills me. We can now enter more chemicals into our systems to bring us down from our energy drink highs. Wonderful!